The Lore of WOLY
From legendary broke… to paper millionaire… to rugged philosopher.
Scroll of Destiny
One late-night doom scroll. Brain: “buy first, research never”.
FOMO = Faith Over Mathematics, Obviously.
Signals from the Memes
Parody billionaires “wink”; WOLY’s pupils go supernova.
First Buy, Zero Braincell
He slams the button. Asks “ATH when?” every 5 minutes.
Candle Green: First Love
+8%. He writes a 30-slide thread about his $3 profit.
Entering the Memeverse
Engagement: 12 likes. Confidence: to the stratosphere.
Big Pump, Zero Risk
Portfolio x20 on paper; resignation drafted in Notes.
Euphoria Broadcast
He hosts a “Get Rich Tonight” space. Not financial advice (it is).
Night Shift: Whale Online
Liquidity thin. Exit liquidity thick.
RUGGED & BUGGED
Wallet: 0.000 — lesson: screenshots aren’t money.
Coping Season
He promises to learn tomorrow… makes more memes tonight.
